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Name: Exalted Sire Jakesalot M.
Country: Azerbaijan
Gender: Male
Interests: TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!
Expertise: TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!
Occupation: Military
Industry: Entertainment
Message: message me
Member Since:
12/15/2004
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| Bloody monkey, WHY DO THEY KEEP FEEDING ME SNAUSAGES?!?!??!!!???
It's as though they know I'm attempting to take over the world, and are
attempting to make me fat and blobulous so I may not be able to carry
out mine deeds! I think it's the tall one's fault.....
I must find a way to exterminate him.....
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| For the kingdom of Sire Jakesalot doth deserve to spread like daisies
in a fertile field, I doth plan to conquer all! Verily, unlike daisies
that bend to the wind, I shalt not bend for anything!!!
Though I do yield to Snausages. Every dog must have his pleasures.
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| Verily, I must plan... Tis been many a moon since I hath cometh to mine
owne master's suspicions. How shalt I taketh over the world? How shalt
I plot so dastardly, so thoroughly, against those who hath done me
wrong? I shalt plot, I shalt work, I shalt take over my master, my
master's masters, my master's master's masters, my master's master's
master's janitors, and so on and so forth until no soul but mine owne
shalt hold command over others!
I tell thee; tis a hard life to be a puppy.
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| I shalt take over this world, against TheCreatrix, my master's wishes. First, I shalt take over Xanga! *evil laugh* | | |
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